Stunner shades: they are usually classified as sunglasses or any glasses that are made and worn just for the purpose of looking cool. They typically have no real function other than that. They will not block out the sun or protect your eyes from UV rays or debris. And sometimes they even impair your vision instead of helping. Doesn’t sound great, does it?

Ah, but don’t underestimate the power of looking cool. Everyone wants to look cool at some point in their lives, and there is nothing wrong with that. Why not have that coolness on your face? If you have ever owned stunner shades, you know their infinite power. Not only will you get the most radically awesome compliments, but you will become empowered with the confidence and coolness that typically is only found in the rock star. Stunner shades will not only modify your appearance, they’ll modify your behavior. You will find yourself carrying a ridiculously large cup, saying key phrases that you have only heard in rap songs or on TV, perhaps wearing brighter than usual clothing, and throwing your arm around anyone who will come in a 10-foot radius of you.

Yes, you will be popular and everyone will love you. Or at least you will think you’re popular and that everybody loves you… and isn’t that close enough? Regardless, to achieve this great power, everyone should own a pair of these glasses, even if the coolness is all in your head.